Jokes page

I love a good laugh! Here are some of my "hilarious "jokes. If you think you can do better, send me a joke via the guestbook- it will turn up on this page, if it makes me laugh- Miss Johnson

Q: What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?

Q: What do you get if Batman and Robin get smashed by a steam roller?

A: Flatman and ribbon.

Q: What do you call a man who wears tissue paper trousers ?

Doctor, doctor, I'm allergic to the high jump.

Don't worry - you'll soon get over it.

Q: Why do golfers take an extra pair

of socks?

A: In case they get a hole in one!

Q: What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

A: Doug

Q: What do you call a nervous witch?

A: A twitch.

Q: What did the zero say to the number eight?

A: Nice belt.